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On Presidents Day You Stay Home And You Don't Do Anything.
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On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything. Sounds like Vice
Presidents Day!
-- Jay Leno
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We are the mediocre presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes....
Guest hosting for Jay Leno tonight is you.
Al Gore: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Snow Day - stay home.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-- Jay Leno...
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
' -- Jay Leno...
If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno!
How is Dan Quayle like Millard Fillmore? They are both Vice Presidents who didn't live in this century.