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Marge: I Don't Know If I Like You Experimenting On Your Brother.
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Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa: Please, mother, its purely in the interests of science.
[thinking] That'll learn him to bust my tomater.
-- Revenge is a dish best served cold a la gazpacho,
"Duffless"
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I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until....
Khan: "Ah Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us, 'Revenge is a dish that is best served cold'?
It is very cold...in space." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
Revenge is a dish best served cold -- Sicilian (or Klingon) Proverb
Revenge is a dish best served... microwaved.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Revenge is a meal best served cold.
Revenge is a dish best served... with stuffing instead of potatoes!
Revenge is a dish best served... with tangy Miracle Whip!
Revenge is a dish best served... with whipped cream.