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I Could Crush Him Like An Ant. But It Would Be Too Easy.
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I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge
is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... Oh, what the
hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.
-- Burns plans his next move, "Blood Feud"
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Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa: Please, mother, its purely in the interests of science....
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
1...
Smithers: Attention, everyone. Let's have an awed hush please for Mr.
Burns. [Everyone gasps] Bu...
Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....