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• Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
  -- Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
  -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
  Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
• Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
  Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!...
• Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield
• Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. -- Monty Burns' famous words, "Homer's Odyssey
• Carl: What do we want? All: More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
  Carl: When do we want it? All: Soon! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?
  -- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield...