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• If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
  -- Monty Burns, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Homer: Which way to the bathroom? Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
  -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!
  Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!...
• Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
  Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
• Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
  Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!...
• Look, fellas. It's Lisa in the sky. -- Ringo, "Last Exit to Springfield
• Burns: [appears behind the employee credit union desk] Hello.
  Homer: Ack! Burns: [reads the loan application] Simpson, eh? -- Paying for "Lisa's Pony...
• Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight.