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• Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
  Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...
• Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
  .. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
• Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
  Bart: Perfect! Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?...
• Cool, I broke his brain! -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
• Bart! Our cartoon's on TV! -- Lisa, "The Fro
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.
  Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years....
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....