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• Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
  Why is he always making up those crazy stories?...
• Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
  Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• Bart: This is for the ages. [flash to futuristic city with people crowded around] [the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete] Woma
  Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery....
• Let's talk about him in front of his back!
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
  Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Marge: This bully friend of yours. Is he a little on the chunky side?
  Bart: Yeah, he's pretty chunkified, all right. Marge...