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• Mmm... Chocolate... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
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• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...