Marge: Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine".
It's a book I read as a girl.
Bart: A book!? Pfffft.
Marge: I think you might like this.
It's about a boy who goes to war.
His hand is deformed in an accident.
Bart: Deformed? Why didn't you say so!
They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"?
-- I'd prefer "Johnny Quest Deformed", "Whacking Day"
