Bart: I Thought Dabbling In The Black Arts Would Be Good For A Chuckle, How Wrong I Was.

Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
Bart: From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!
Mrs.K: Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?...