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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
  .. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
  Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to keep his....
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
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