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• You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder." Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts.
  Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's speech in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am a Berliner")....
• Captain: Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in this state, McBane.
  And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, broke the necks of three of his bodyguards, and drove a bus through his front door?...
• Diamond Joe Quimby: Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system.
  In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do!...
• Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
  Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn....
• Ich bin ein Berlinium! -- J.F.Kennedium
• Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop! Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?
  ] applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!...
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....