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• Homer: Lisa, did you see the Grammys? Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.
  Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them. -- Oh yeah?, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
  Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...