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• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back! Carl: Oh, that's great.
  Your replacement was getting tired. [shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls] Hey, Queenie, you can go now!...
• George: Hello, Homer! I'm George Harrison. Home
  [incredulous] Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?...
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
  Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the track....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...