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• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into the saloon.
  As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!...
• Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
• Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble.
  .. gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now!...
• Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
  ..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....