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• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
  ..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle] Hmm.
  .."Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, buddy!...
• Stampy lies weakly on the ground] Lisa: He can't just eat peanuts, Dad, he needs plants to live.
  Homer: [crafty] Plants, eh? [At the Springfield Arboretum "(Tree place)"] Ba...
• Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
  He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....