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• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• Marge: I really think this is a bad idea. Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory.
  In theory, communism works. In theory....
• Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
  Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
• Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like.
  ..love! Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill....