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• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
• Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
  He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
• Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
  I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
  Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
  Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
• Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom! Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!
  Nerd 2: Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go....
• Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
  they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the status of kings on earth!...