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• Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
  He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
• Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
  Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
• Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
  Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
  Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho!...
• Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
  they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the status of kings on earth!...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...