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• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No.
  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
  Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello, Mr....
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• Homer: Bart, you're coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr.
  Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Home...