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• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
  Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Deprogrammer walks out of the room] Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your son back.
  [Hans Moleman walks out] Ha...
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
  ..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....