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• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
• Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama.
  I'll create a diversion and you make the switch....
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
  Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Database: Perhaps some night you could show us your comet.
  Bart: [pointing] There it is right there. Database...
• Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
  Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....