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• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -- Edna
  Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.
  Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?...
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....