Bart: {Table for one.}
Chef: {Oh, you miss you friend, huh? Don't-ah you worry, my cook can
surely cheer you up-ah.
[enters kitchen] Hey Salvatore, give-ah the ugly kid a plate of
the red-ah crap-ah!}
-- Stereotypical Italian sympathy,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
