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"Can you give me a lift back?"
"Ah -- can do. But won't."
-- Monty Python
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CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
If anything can go wrong with Monty Python, it will.
This here's the wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or you can hold it in your hand.
-- Monty Pytho...
Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
HELP!!!! >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....
What can you do for me?
Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...