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Ruth: Vayachipa's Loins Ought To Be Outlawed. Marge
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Ruth: Vayachipa's loins ought to be outlawed.
Marge: [snickers]
Burns: Bah! Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing!
Smithers: A little mincing would be nice...
-- At the ballet, "Marge on the Lam"
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Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Marge: You look...nice. Ruth: Tonight has nothing to do with "nice".
Tonight's all about -- [She puts in a tape...
Way Too Much is Not Nearly Enough.
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
Marge: What was it you wanted to show me? Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt me for sport, are you?...
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer!
Closer! Closer, dammit! [the camera hits Marge in the forehead] Marge...
Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...