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Burns: I Must Have Her! Smithers, Zoom In. Closer!
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Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in.
Closer! Closer! Closer, dammit!
[the camera hits Marge in the forehead]
Marge: Ow!
Burns: Too close.
-- "Marge Gets a Job"
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Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
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This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours....
Joan: She must think you're after her eggs. Krusty: I only ate one! -- "Marge Gets a Job
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Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...