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• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....
• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
  Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...