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Homer: Where Are You Going? Marge: I Don't Know. Home
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Homer: Where are you going?
Marge: I don't know.
Homer: When will you be home?
Marge: I'm not sure.
Homer: Where are you going?
Marge: You already asked me that.
-- The long-term effects of TV-watching,
"Marge on the Lam"
Related:
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...