{[Bart answers the door]}
Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.}
Bart: {That's me!}
Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr.
Sinatra.}
{[doorbell rings; Bart answers it]}
Teenager: {I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.}
Bart: {Uh, that's me.}
Teenager: {[punches Bart in the face] Stop stealing golf balls from the
driving range!}
{[doorbell rings]}
Man: {[through door] Homer Simpson! I've got a, uh, special
delivery for you.}
Bart: {Go away!}
Man: {If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson, I cannot give you
your...special delivery.}
{[Bart looks through mail slot, sees man holding animation cel
rolled in cardboard]}
Bart: {[sighs with relief] [opens door]}
Man: {Here's your special delivery.}
Bart: {Thanks --}
Man: {[punches Bart in the face] And that's for keeping me
waiting.}
-- Three for three, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
