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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
• Guard: Clear the way, clear the way! Performer coming through.
  Marge: This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play....
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....