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• Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
  Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
  .. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
• Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet? Lisa: [tired] Yes, Dad.
  Homer: Woo hoo! [the doorbell rings] Marge...
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....