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• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
  Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
  Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
• Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
  I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost....
• Homer: Ah, the Interstate. Fasten your seat belts, kid
  we're on our way to Itchy and Scratchy Land!...