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• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
  Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
• Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land
• Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
  They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Homer: {Oh my God...what'll I do, what'll I do?} Marge
  {What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car....
• Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
  Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....