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• I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
• Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
  DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
• cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully.
  -- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country.
  Nice try anyway, George. -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA...
• What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country.
  Nice try anyway, George." -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA...
• Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
  [A few letter-bombs explode in a pile] And it's all your fault!...
• Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
  Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
• Outside the backstreet girls are dancing to music that the D.J.'s play.