Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax.
[baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes]
Marge: It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty.
Guard: [walks up] [laughs] Dirty, mabye -- dangerous, hardly. These are
the latest state-of-the-art animatronic robots. They have
sensors that ensure they only attack each other, never the
guests. [laughs]
[Itchy robot's point of view shows it identifying "Scratchy" and
"Kill", then "humans" and "Do not hurt"]
[robot turns, takes the top of its head off and bows]
Marge: See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never
worked.
-- What without all those silicon chips and such,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
