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• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
  You're the guys that didn't like our capering....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
  Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....