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• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding] The Bible!
  ? Ewww.... -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
  Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Ba
  Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...