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• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
• Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer. Marge: Thank you.
  [realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand....
• Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up.
  Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't let that deadbeat win again....
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Marge: What was it you wanted to show me? Ruth: This.
  [pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt me for sport, are you?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye. Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
  But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun....