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• Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
  Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support?...
• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
• Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye. Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
  But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun....
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time. Ruth: You're not going home already, are you?
  Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30. -- Lights out by 10:00, "Marge on the Lam...
• Marge: What was it you wanted to show me? Ruth: This.
  [pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt me for sport, are you?...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind.
  -- Ruth Powers on divorce, "Marge on the Lam...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...