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• Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
  First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome to you, sir....
• Announcer: KBBL talk radio. And now Springfield's favorite conservative and author of the well-selling book, "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings.
  Ladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow. Carl: Ecch!...
• Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
  [everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
  [Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....
• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
• Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor.
  Sir, what do you have to say about that? Bob...
• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....