Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not
experienced enough to be mayor. Sir, what do you have to say
about that?
Bob: I'd say that Les Whinen ought to do more thinking and less
whining!
[audience laughs and claps]
Lisa: There's no councilman Les Whinen.
Bart: [chuckling] Good line, though.
Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you're well-known, sir, for your lenient stance on
crime. But suppose for a second that _your_ house was ransacked
by thugs, _your_ family tied up in the basement with socks in
their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much
_blood_ on the knob --
Quimby: What is your question?
Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.
-- The Springfield Mayoral Debates,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
