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• Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• Archaeologists date anything!
• Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
• Archaeologists do it with mummies.
• Archaeologists like it old.
• Thousands of journeys have a start but no end.
• Archaeologists will date any old thing.
• Hanging of his cat on Monday For killing of a mouse on Sunday.
  -- Drunken Barnaby's Four Journeys (edition of 1805, p. 5)...