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• I will serve no tag before its time!
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  All it says it that you don't have a chance in hell of seeing it before that time....
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• If it is full of bugs - fool them by giving it a GUI before release -- Motto of the 90'
• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are Yin and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are the Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....