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More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
Teachers have class.
Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)...
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving": a female kitten.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
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