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Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue. I'm schizophrenic, What are you?
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Individualists unite!
Money is the root of all wealth.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!
Men have many faults, Women only two: Everything they say, And everything they do!
Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)
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