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Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
Two is company, three is an orgy.
Do unto others before they undo you.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
The best things in life are for a fee.
He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
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