One day, 4 babies were born at
K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
 
However, someone mixed up the
babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
 
However, the head sister had a
bright idea.  She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil
Hitler!"
 
At hearing this, the German
baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. 
In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,
"Clean that up!"