A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, None, they all fly away with
the first gun shot

The teacher replies The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.

Then Little Johnny says I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Which one is married?

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well I suppose the one
thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone

To which Little Johnny replied, The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.