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Drill Sergeant Pick-up Lines

  • "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"

  • "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??"

  • "Drop trou and give me 20!"

  • "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?"

  • "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each."

  • "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."

  • "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."

  • "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"

  • "Drop and give me 69!"

  • "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."

  • "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's your bra."

  • "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."

  • "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."

  • "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"

  • "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."

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